There’s a chance you might be in the wrong business, Rogers.

downloading-new-emotion:

hermionespriorities:

Do you think Sirius ever ate Remus or James or Peter’s homework as a joke

yes

avasdemon:

UPDATE || September 15th|| 2014

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As always, reblogs really help people discover the comic! <3

i’m more of a soldier than a spy.

probably-a-succubus:

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

carryonmywayward-idjits:

Please excuse me while I walk over your husband’s corpse like he’s nothing and upon entering the room, ignore your traumatised child in his crib and instead clutch your lifeless body in a demonstration of my love for you: creepy and entirely unhelpful

i love how everyone just knows what this is referencing

i dont and i am slightly mortified

arbors:

there’s always a white boy in every class that just talks and talks and talks like timothy stop just write it down!! make a mental note!!! wait till after class and tell ya friends on reddit!!

girlyplugs:

crystals

girlyplugs:

crystals

acecmbeferre:

CREATURE FEAR: 'tis the night — the night of the grave's delight, and the warlocks are at their play; ye think that without the wild winds shout, but no, it is they — it is they. + [ LISTEN ]

i. skeletons on parade - ludo // ii. dead silence - charlie clouser (dead silence) // iii. nearly witches (ever since we met) - panic! at the disco // iv. it was always you, helen - philip glass (candyman) // v. always something - cage the elephant // vi. halloween - john carpenter (halloween) // vii. come little children - erutan // viii. promise (reprise) - yamaoka akira (silent hill) // ix. asturias - javier navarrete (mirrors) // x. i put a spell on you - bette midler (hocus pocus) // xi. a nightmare on elm street - charles bernstein (a nightmare on elm street) // xii. what’s this? - fall out boy (the nightmare before christmas) // xiii. samara’s song - hans zimmer (the ring) // xiv. in the room where you sleep - dead man’s bones // xv. cemetery waltz - two steps from hell // xvi. jack’s lament - the all-american rejects (the nightmare before christmas) // xvii. saw - charlie clouser (saw) // xviii. ghost lights - woodkid // xix. theme of laura (reprise) - yamaoka akira (silent hill) // xx. la - joe renzetti (child’s play) // xxi. lose your soul - dead man’s bones // xxii. o death - jen titus // xxiii. this is halloween - panic! at the disco (the nightmare before christmas)

gameofneedles:

feralworks:

galebana:

ayuruchan:

Hey, I’m curious!

Hey I’m curious too!

Sure, why not? I’m curious.

yes please!

gameofneedles:

feralworks:

galebana:

ayuruchan:

Hey, I’m curious!

Hey I’m curious too!

Sure, why not? I’m curious.

yes please!

daughterofsatan:

H O M U R A   &  M A D O K A || 

poison-glass:

i made the ace one all purple because it looked better than with the shades of grey, and the white in the flag really fucked up the logo

also these are all all quotes (the two ace parts are from different comments) from fckh8 here.

tonystarks:

the reason why joss whedon’s inaccurate characterization and poor writing with clint barton in avengers pisses me off so much is because whedon misses the entire point of clint that makes him such a longstanding and well loved member of the marvel comic universe. clint is talented, enormously so. he’s the best archer in the world, excellent at hand to hand combat, he’s intelligent, and on and on that puts this little mortal man on the same level to be on a team with a super soldier, a god, a total screaming genius with a superscience suit, the most capable assassin and spy ever trained, and a hyperstrong rage monster.

but the thing is, even with all that, clint is the most unfailingly human member of the team. clint hides his intelligence, he gets himself into fights where he’s outnumbered and then gets hit in the head, he tells terrible jokes or makes puns in the middle of a fight, he gets cut up and beat up and ends most fights covered in bandages or in the hospital. he’s disabled, he has hearing aids. he isn’t this Badass Action Hero w/ Included Bow. he’s talented and capable, but he trips, he gets punched, he gets cut, he gets shot, he runs out of arrows, he gets knocked down. he isn’t motivated by revenge or a need to prove himself or a sense of duty or an overdeveloped sense of right and wrong. he’s motivated by the fact that he wants to help, because he can, because he used to lead a shitty life, because he should.

clint barton is just as much average joe as he is an avenger. he’s a disaster and a hero. clint barton’s not the cookie cutter male action hero that joss whedon painted him as in avengers. he’s not a silent broody badass, stalwart hero archetype, solid shield agent.he’s so much more. he’s a fuck up. he’s trying.

he’s hawkeye.

pxterquill:

I have a plan. You have a plan?I have part of a plan. 

skullopendra:

seerofsarcasm:

persystella:

groot is probs assumed to be male but tbh i figure groot is a lil genderless being. who needs the gender binary when you’re a celestial tree creature. riddle me that.

"Are you a boy, or a girl?"
"I am Groot."

I don’t know where the comics stand, but Groot is shown to have no concept of gender in the film when Rocket tells Groot to “grab him (Peter)!”  Groot grabs Gamora instead, and Rocket repeats, “Grab him, grab him!  Learn genders, man!

Like, Groot is consistently referred to as “he”, yet clearly has no knowledge of the distinction between gendered pronouns.  It’s sort of like how when you see a bug, or a small animal, or when you begin personifying an inanimate object, you automatically refer to it as “he” (unless it’s a car or a boat for whatever reason) because male is considered default.

In conclusion Groot probably does not care about gender binaries and is more interested in eating their own sprouts.

gayisthenewokay:

happylittlebastille:

long-island-comedium:

SO YOU KNOW THAT POST ABOUT THE RED VARSITY JACKETS WITH LEATHER SLEEVES BEING THE LESBIAN UNIFORM???

WELL I WAS LOOKING AT THIS JACKET ONLINE:

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AND THEN I FOUND THIS REVIEW:

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AND I AM ABSOLUTELY LOSING IT

LOOK AT THE “BEST USES”

it looks even better out of the closet

OH MY GOD IT’S THIS POST IF ANY OF YOU ARE WONDERING WHY I’M LAUGHING MY ASS OFFimage