WHY ARE THERE SO MANY DIFFERENT KINDS OF PASTA
if i had a penne for every time i’ve asked myself that same question
you didnt just do that
he wasn’t counting on how little traction it would have, and they picked a big hill to try it out -
"fuck fuck FUCK i FUCKED UP—"
luckily for the world, sam was recording; a vine consisting of just bucky whizzing through the screen yelling obscenities goes viral within hours. it’s tagged #hecallshimselfthewintersoldier, and steve doesn’t stop laughing about it for days.
sassy english teachers are the best because they’re beyond sarcastic and somehow always end up insulting the kid that you hate and everyone else likes
i love how there is no comments on this everyone just gets the reference
No. No, I don’t get the reference. 300 thousand people have reblogged this without a word, without so much as a tag, because apparently we all get the reference. I fucking don’t. This has passed by my dashboard hundreds of fucking times and nobody ever asks what the fuck it is.
I’m officially terming this post a conspiracy. 300000 people could not just know what this is. You’re all reblogging this to fit in, or because you know it messes with people, or because you’re the fucking Matrix. You’re the Matrix, aren’t you? You’re all a bunch of Mr Smiths living in a world of green code. Well fuck you all and fuck your stupid post. I’m off to save fucking Zion.
Dude it’s from spongebob
have you ever regretted a post
at this point the reactions are even funnier than the original post
what if when we’re like 80 they remake harry potter and the kids of that time get to see peeves and st mungos and “it unscrews the other way” and “have a biscuit potter” and the portraits applauding in the headmasters office and no fucking breaking of the elder wand I’m going to be so pissed off
Gamora, surgically modified and trained as a living weapon. The adopted daughter of the mad titan, Thanos. Recently, Thanos lent her and her sister, Nebula out to Ronan, which leads us to believe that Thanos and Ronan are working together.
i have been informed that it is heterosexual awareness month
i would like to state that i am very aware of heterosexuals. they appear to be everywhere, encroaching, always circling closer and closer, whispering ‘no homo’ and canonizing the male friendship as the only truly important relationship in media.
they are out there, they are out there, and they are coming. please be advised and take appropriate countermeasures.
and if he does it with love; a wolfstar fanmix
o1;; afraid → “i’d like to know you more / tell you you’re fine / even though you’re not.”
o2;; himerus and eros → “your tongue is wet with top secret passion / i hope i am the cause of it.”
o3;; for real → “and i don’t want to hear you say / it shouldn’t really be this way / cause i like this way just fine.”
o4;; high and dry (radiohead cover)→ “flying on your motorcycle / watching all the ground beneath you drop.”
o5;; shake the sheets → “sometimes it’s gonna hurt / sometimes you’re gonna deserve it / and how’re you gonna save the world / when the world ain’t ready?”
o6;; black sheep →“i’ll send you my love on a wire / lift you up / every time / everyone pulls away from you.”
o7;; violet hill (coldplay cover)→ “so if you love me / why’d you let me go?”
o8;; the sword and the pen → “no matter how sweet / no matter how brave / what if each to his own lonely grave?”
o9;; atlantic →“now the room is spinning / the day’s beginning.”
10;; poke → “we can change our partners / this is a progressive dance / but remember it was me who dragged you up to the sweaty floor.”
11;; song of our so-called friend →“although my heart started to race / now it has slowed.”
12;; for the widows in paradise, for the fatherless in ypsilanti → “i’ll do anything for you / i did everything for you.”
13;; our own pretty ways → “let’s not spill the truth / it’s easier being alone.”
14;; blood red blood → “lonely boy / where do we go?”